Look, half my street is convinced their new heat pumps basically paid for themselves. I rolled my eyes, then—fine—I checked the numbers. Turns out, it’s […]
Remember the time I dropped $400 on that “statement” accent wall? Yeah, nobody cared. But the moment I installed an app-controlled thermostat, suddenly everyone wanted […]
Okay, so here’s the thing nobody tells you: moving a lamp three feet can make your living room look like you finally hired someone who […]
Look, I’m not proud of how many times I’ve swept the kitchen and found that awkward triangle behind the trash can—seriously, what is that, a […]
Walk past the entryway for the tenth time today—shoes finally lined up, but the mail? No clue. Where does this stack even come from? I […]
Every time I walk by that dumb hallway mirror, it throws these weird, lopsided shadows if the lamp’s even slightly off—drives me nuts. Do these […]
Swapped out every ancient lightbulb last month. LEDs are supposed to slash energy costs by 80%—yeah, sure, but who’s actually verifying that? The dude at […]